Phew that was a bit scary for a minute

Sock Monkey had a nasty fright at lunchtime.

Sock Monkey was perusing the BBC News website and spotted the following headline:
"Boyle is 'moving closer' to Porno".

Ohmygod!ohmygod!ohmygod! Susan Boyle of 'Britain's Got Talent' fame is going to be in a porn film?????

*Runs screaming plucking at eyes*

Then I clicked on the headline and read the first sentence only to discover the story was about the film director Danny Boyle who is thinking about making a film of the Irvine Welsh novel 'Porno' as a follow on to his film of Welsh's novel 'Trainspotting'.

Thank goodness for that! The alternative was unthinkable and would have scared more than the horses.