- Get hold of a bloody big pan. The biggest one you own.
- Finely chop a couple of onions & garlic and saute them
- Roughly chop a pile of carrots which you stole from Bugs Bunny
- Rummage around in the fridge to locate the half dead celery which you bought last week to make chicken stock with. Roughly chop this up
- Chuck about 2 pints of water and a bouquet garnet into the pan with some salt, pepper and ground coriander from your 'Curry Making Ingredients' box, along with a bit of roughly chopped fresh coriander
- Chuck everything else in there
- Boil like buggery then simmer for as long as your gas bill will allow
- Wait till it cools down
- Pour some cream in there and the rest of the fresh coriander and pulverise it with a blender
Voila! Sock Monkey Mansions fresh soup.
Bon Appetite!
4 comments:
Know any recipes with insects in them?
Yes I do.
1. Harvest some grasshoppers from the garden (or if you live in Sock Monkey Mansions) form your living room
2. Cook them on a griddle pan until crispy
3. Melt some chocolate
4. Dip said grasshoppers in the chocolate
5. Cool them on a cake rack
Tasty nibbles for any unexpected guests!
Forgot a very important point:
Don't forget to remove the grasshopper's deely bopers before you dip it in the chocolate
...and that will be the last unexpected visitors YOU ever have!! Fionna
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