Thursday 16 September 2010

Peas


Sock Monkey has Food Rules.

Like green beans don't go with steak & chips. Or sandwiches should under no circumstances contain vegetables. Or that olives are the food of the Devil. Or that pizzas originate from Italy and as such should absolutely NEVER have food of any other nationality used as a topping (eg Chinese Chicken). Lasagne should NOT come with chips unless you are on a carb-a-thon.


And Sock Monkey has a rule specifically about peas.

Peas are perfectly permissible but only when served with certain foods. Peas are allowed with the following:
  • Shepherd's Pie/Cottage Pie
  • Risotto
  • Fish Fingers
  • Pea Soup
  • Fish & Chips but they should be the mushy variety only
  • You can have them with a Sunday Roast but only in an emergency

Peas are not allowed with:
  • Pork Chops
  • Pasta
  • Chicken
  • Anything cooked on a griddle
  • A fry up

That's the rules. I didn't make them up. Actually I did.


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